Crashclatterbumpsmash, “Ow. —I’m okay!”

Tall. Giggles. Cute clothes. Killer Pterodactyls. Wildly extravagant. Quirky (very.) Hidden depths. Ditzy. Crafty. Messy. Adorable. Fan of Food. Gullible. Bakes Marriage Brownies (watch out).

Likes: crime show dramas, P. G. Wodehouse, late nights, Colin Firth, coffee, men in uniform, murder mysteries, Cary Grant, cowboys, sleeping in, Josh Turner, lawns of dandelions, Twining’s Earl Grey, Tigger, costume dramas, glomps, umbrellas, roses, Patrick the Mailman.

Why She’s Here: coming soon!